The Worst Movie Ever Made?
Anaconda 3
This was by far the worst movie ever made. My friends and I could have made a better movie about a giant snake with a Handycam and a garden hose.
Bad acting? Check!
Horrible Script? Check!
Awful editing? Check!
(There is a point where an actor forgets his lines, recovers and says the right thing. This made it into the final cut. Also, a scene where a man walks up to an open door, pokes his head inside and says “hello?”. The next scene is the man knocking on the same door which now is magically closed! He enters the house twice, once through the open door and once through the closed.)
Plastic looking CG snake? Double Check!
Can you spell O_S_C_A_R? Nope.
We had a good 91 minutes of fun poking holes in this movie. This is the correct type of movie to talk through its entirety.
