Quesadillas (modified jenna style)

I learned to make Quesadillas from my sister back when I used to live with her in a basement suite that was void of a straight line.
Ingredients:
flour tortillas
green pepper
chicken breast
purple onion
tomatoes
salsa
lettuce
spices ( chili powder, hot sauce, soya sauce)
tequila
cheddar
What to do:
Step 1: Cook small chunks of chicken with onion in a hot pan with all the spices.
Step 2: Just before chicken is done, pour on an ounce or two of tequila and simmer down (you AND the chicken).
Step 3: Oil the pan, put two tortillas in it and fill with chicken/onion mixture, tomatoes green peppers and cheddar.
Step 4: Fry up crispy like.
Step 5: Top with salsa and lettuce.
Step 6: Eat.